Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: The Charlie Brown Murders

date: November 16, 2009

Ever since the first time I saw the Lucy gag with the football I've thought that Charlie Brown deserved his vengeance. Now it seems he's finally gotten it. This is quality to the max. You've copied Schultz' style beautifully. It honestly looks (stylistically at least) like the man might have drawn it himself. Great flash for sure. 5/5 10/10

Score: 10

"I'll be honest..."

submission: Pass The Ball

date: November 16, 2009

Though it was smooth and obviously took some skill to create, I didn't like your flash. I'm rating you a 5/5 and a 10/10 solely for the animations in the extras. "We're better than you! Hu hu hu lu lu...!!" Brilliant. And Overrated Beam? I think you would have been better served to have persued those ideas to a more polished conclusion. Just a thought. But really, the foley work and animation were pretty much impeccable.

Score: 9

"Nice."

submission: Email > Mail

date: November 16, 2009

My defiant spirit makes me wish I could write this review out and send you a paper copy... but about the flash:

The video was cool in and of the fact that a person could understand what was going on whether they spoke english or spanish. I did think it was a little odd that the robot took the postman out at the end, though... Email has always seemed like a pacifist to me. The audio was also good, both in quality and the murkier realm of taste. A most agreeable experience. 5/5 9/10

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: Check Please

date: November 16, 2009

I almost gave up hope and loaded another flash when I saw the AHA logo, but much to my surprise, that both funny and clever in fairly liberal doses. The constant terrible pick-up lines were right on target, too. And though I wouldn't really be able to define what it is, you have captured the "creepy vibe" phenomenon to a turn. 5/5, 10/10.

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: Pork

date: November 2, 2009

Pork IS the meat of kings. However, I must ask... What does "Ya know ya wanna stuff it in my hamper" mean? (lim)

Score: 10

"Catchy..."

submission: Get on My Horse

date: November 2, 2009

It's no Narwhals, but then what is? The harmony part was definitely quality. Sweet lemonade, mmm sweet lemonade.

Score: 10

"lim"

submission: School 13 - Street Magic

date: July 26, 2009

If a street magician made a mustache appear on my face, I would shit bricks. The animation was good and funny. I haven't seen the spoofs you're talking about, but it's funny anyway. 10/10 5/5

Score: 10

"Nice."

submission: S13 - I Want It! Syndrome

date: July 26, 2009

Animation and sound meet or exceed expectations, and the story was cohesive and interesting. The Russian language was different, but not problematic and the subtitles demonstrate a solid grasp of english as well. 10/10 5/5

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: ElectroVirion

date: July 19, 2009

Alright, I'll admit that I lacked the patience to do anything more than screw around with this thing. I didn't actually write a composition per-se, but I did have a lot of fun anyway. It's not really a game as there is no definable object, but it is a sweet gadget, and the use of code with the compositions makes it interactive in a way that newgrounds submissions rarely are: between users. Badass idea, great execution. 10/10 5/5

Score: 4

"...really?"

submission: Asspider vs. insecticide

date: July 19, 2009

I guess the artistic side of this was decent and the animation was fairly smooth, but I found the entire concept to be intellectually offensive. What I mean to say is, I feel slightly dumber for having watched it. You obviously have talent as an animator, though perhaps not as a comedian. 4/10 2/5